Website Policies

What You Need To Know About Our Privacy Policy

Hey BOSS! Welcome to our little slice of the interwebs, where privacy is a top priority! We take your privacy seriously, like the way you take your coffee - with extra cream and sugar, or maybe just a shot of espresso for that extra kick.

Now, when you visit our website, we might collect some basic info about you, like your IP address and browsing habits. But don't worry, we're not stalking you, we're just trying to improve our services and make our website more awesome for you.

And hey, we get it. Some people aren't into cookies (the digital kind, not the chocolate chip kind - who doesn't love those?), so you can totally disable them in your browser settings if you want. But just remember, without cookies, you might miss out on some personalized goodness on our website, like a hot cup of cocoa!

Now, here's the deal . . .

We promise to never share your personal information with any third parties without your permission. We value your privacy like a baby koala values its eucalyptus leaves. But if the law comes knocking, we might have to spill the beans.

We take security seriously, too. Our website is as protected as Fort Knox (or maybe even more, who knows?). We've got all the latest security measures in place to keep your info safe and sound.

So, if you click on any external links on our website, just know that we're not responsible for their privacy policies. It's like your mom used to say, "You can't control other people's crazy, just your own."

We don't want to delude ourselves and think that we're the queens or kings of the castle. Even the big guys like Banks, Governments, and Big Companies can get hacked, and when they do, millions of users' data can go kaput, and even the big guys n gals may not pay ransomware attacks to recoup your private data.

Now, we're not here to scare you, but we do want to be real with you. No security measures can provide absolute protection against all security threats. It's like trying to keep a swarm of bees away with just a flyswatter - it's just not gonna work, boss!

And let's face it, for every good technology out there, there's an equal and opposite not-so-good technology that's just waiting to cause some harm. It's like yin and yang, good and evil, Batman and the Joker - they just can't exist without each other.

So, what does this mean for you? Well, "Caveat Emptor" - that's fancy talk for "User/Buyer Beware!" You gotta be smart about your security, like wearing a helmet when you ride a bike or putting a lock on your front door. You can't just leave your digital life open and expect nothing bad to happen.

But don't worry, boss. We're here to help you out. We'll do our best to keep our website as secure as possible, and we'll give you all the tools and tips you need to stay safe in this crazy digital world.

So, buckle up and enjoy the ride!

By using our website, you agree to these terms and conditions. But don't worry, we won't make you sign a blood oath or anything like that. And if you have any questions, concerns, or just want to say hi, hit us up at info@lexxtech.com.

We're always happy to hear from you!

What You Need To Know About Our Cookies Policy

Hey there, Boss, can you believe it?

Our website is cookie-free!

That's right, we don't use 'em, we don't need 'em, and we don't want 'em.

We know some websites out there are like, "Give me all your cookies, nom nom nom," but not us. We respect your privacy and we don't want to track your every move.

That's just creepy, man.

Now, we gotta be real with you. We do like cookies. But not just any cookies. We're talking about those healthy ones baked with a whole lotta love. You know the ones. The ones that make you feel like you're giving your body a big ol' hug.

So, while we won't be giving you any digital cookies, we encourage you to indulge in some real ones. Go ahead, treat yourself. You deserve it.

And remember, our website is a safe space.

No cookies, no data tracking, just good ol' fashioned digital goodness made with a lotta love.

SoOoo Boss, if you have any questions or wanna meet 4 a coffee, just holler, or hit us up at info@lexxtech.com.

We're here to help!

What You Need To Know About Our Terms of Service

Hey Boss, welcome to the wild world of terms of service! You know, it's like when you sign up for a gym membership, and they give you a giant packet of rules and regulations which NO ONE reads.

Well, this is kinda like that, but without the sweaty weightlifting and spin class with that gorgeous instructor.

First things first, when you use our services, you gotta play by the rules. That means no illegal or unauthorized shenanigans. We're trying to keep things on the up and up here, people.

Now, if you're feeling creative and wanna share some of your own content on our website, that's cool. Just remember that you're responsible for anything you submit. We'll do our best to give you credit and protect your rights, but we also gotta cover our own butts. So, we're gonna need your permission to use your stuff in connection with our services.

Speaking of stuff, all the stuff on our website is wholly owned by lexxtech. You can't just go around using, copying, or distributing our stuff without our permission. That's like taking someone else's cake without asking - not cool!!

We may also link to third-party websites or services, but we're not responsible for what they do. It's like when your crazy uncle links you to a conspiracy theory website - you gotta take it with a grain of salt.

Now, we gotta cover our bases and say that we can't guarantee that everything on our website is gonna work perfectly. We're not wizards, we're just digital marketers, and yeah, things break in the digital world.

And finally, we gotta talk about the legal stuff. We're not liable for any damages that might happen when you use our website, and you gotta agree to indemnify and hold us harmless if something goes wrong, cool?

So, there you have it boss, the terms of service in a nutshell. We reserve the right to make changes to these rules, but we promise we won't make them too crazy.

If you have any questions or concerns, just holler, or reach us at info@lexxtech.com.

We're here to help!

What You Need To Know About Our GDRP Compliance Policy

Hey there, Boss! So, apparently we gotta talk about GDPR, General Data Protection Regulation.

Don't worry, it's not as scary as it sounds. It's just a fancy way of saying we gotta protect your privacy which is a good thing.

When you use our website, we may collect some of your personal data, like your name, email, or even your favorite type of pizza or Indian food - I actually love HOT n SPICY!!

Don't worry, we're not gonna sell your info to the highest bidder or anything. We're not those kinda people.

We're gonna use your info to make our services better, and we're gonna keep it safe and sound. We're gonna follow all the rules and regulations set forth by the GDPR, which basically means we gotta tell you what we're doing with your info and give you the option to opt out if you want.

If you wanna see what info we have on you, just ask! We'll show you. And if you want us to delete your info, we can do that too. We'll miss you, but we understand.

Now, we're not perfect. We're just a bunch of digital marketers trying to make a living. But we promise to do our best to keep your info safe and secure. If anything happens to your data, we'll let you know ASAP.

So, there you have it folks, GDPR in a nutshell.

If you have any questions or concerns, just holler at us or reach us at info@lexxtech.com.

We're here to help!

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